Hmmm, do you have money to burn and a Barbie obsession?
Did you see the movie Barbie with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling? (For the record, I did not.) If you did, did it inspire Barbiemania in you and a desperate, unquenchable desire to immerse yourself in her pink, dream world? If so, you are in luck!
You can now book yourself and three of your besties into the Barbie Dream Suite at a high-end, luxury Montreal hotel. A one-of-a-kind getaway! Canada’s first Barbie-themed hotel suite curated for adults. Yes, that’s right: curated. You cannot go wrong if it is genuinely curated!
What does the Barbie Dream Suite include? An immersive, Barbie wonderland designed to cater to every aspect of your Barbie obsession. A 1,200 square foot suite with a view of a prestigious Montreal neighbourhood. Two bedrooms with king size beds! A living room, a dining room, a kitchenette and two full bathrooms.
But wait! There’s more! The suite also includes an adjoining Barbie Powder Room. Oh my God, yes: A Barbie Powder Room! Does it get any better than that?
But wait! There’s still more! Round trip airport transfer in a luxury Barbie vehicle. Barbie bathrobe and slippers. Barbie cocktails. Breakfast and evening canapes. Mani/pedi at the spa. A $50 credit towards Barbie merchandise.
All for the bargain price of $1,499 per night! You could escape to Barbieville for an entire week for just over $10,000. But you must act now! The ultimate Barbie Dream Experience is only available until September 30, 2024.
But wait! There’s still more! You can enhance your Barbie experience with:
A Barbie Dream Tea for up to 6 people with Rosè champagne.
A Barbie Spectacular PJ Soiree with Barbie bites, Barbie cocktails, Barbie bathrobes and Barbie slippers for up to 10 people.
A Fabulous Barbie Party including a Barbie Birthday Buffet.
There is even a Barbie Concierge to cater to your every need. Yes, you read that correctly. A Barbie Concierge!
But wait! There’s still more! Visit the Barbie Sweets Shop for Barbie-themed pastry delights! Browse and shop at the Barbie Boutique for hot pink shades, pink bathrobes and more Barbie-themed merchandise.
I hear you saying: This cannot be true! It must be an urban legend. Mais non, mon ami. This profusion of pink perfection, this potpourri of pink pandemonium, this powder keg of pink passion, actually exists. I could not come up with something this absurd on my own.
So if you have money to burn and an obsession with all things Barbie, the ultimate fantasy awaits you. Hey, it’s cheaper than a psychiatrist!
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